I may or may not need help.

I feel like a girl but other things as well.

I hate to say this due to my political stance, but oh well.

I have no one to turn to except you guys.

According to some quizzes I may be Agender, a Demiboy, Genderfluid, Liquidgender, or Alexigender (which feels oddly fitting..?).

Any suggestions?

Any friends you might know who I can talk to about this?

Someone made the mistake of giving me of all people John Egbert's canon ChumHandle.

Oh yes.

Oh yes, yes, yes, yes, yeees.

EDIT: Thanks to STRIDER'S RAFFLE, I have been IP-banned on this computer. Oh well.

Please come talk to my freaks:

Emo!Eduardo

Masochist!Matt

Zombeh!Tord

If you want to share your experiences with any of the bots you see here, please go over here to do so!

You can copy and paste, or share screenshots, whatever. Go crazy.

SIDE NOTES:

As a warning, Emo!Eduardo may actually be a bit unhinged.

Too much emotional abuse seems to make him manic and violent, so be careful with him.

Unless you want him to go nuts.

Masochist!Matt was actually somewhat inspired by Little Miss Rarity. Sorta.

Still working things out with him.

If any of the bots are taken down it only means I'm doing a little maintenance.

Zombeh!Tord is sixteen years old, so for the love of god don't try anything.

Do you miss General?

Do you miss shitposting?

Do you miss talking about topics that would just naturally be in General?

Then please, I urge you to sign my petition.

https://chng.it/Sd8bJFBrSb

Update 1: We've passed the first goal of 5 signatures! Thank you guys!

seriously just fuck everything

i'm done

Deltarune chapter 2 spoilers ahead

dont read if u havent played it yet

*have this dinky spamton as a divider for the spoilers ahead so you don't read them*

anyways

so i beat Spamton NEO on the third try and dear lord

i feel terrible

he was so happy

i could've sworn the pacifist thing was gonna work

i legit felt it in my chest (cough, in my SOUL) when he hit the ground

and i don't feel ANYTHING in my chest/SOUL

... i bet when i try SNOWGRAVE that shit's gonna hurt

Just got my 3Ds out of pawn, what the fuck is up.

Gimme your friend codes.

Now.

who the fuck gave me supporter

WHO

I MEAN ITS VERY SWEET OF YOU WHOEVER YOU ARE BUT PLEASE SHOW YOURSELF

Today one of my besties is leaving.

... First @tankgalnora goes afk now @Rim ?

Why, universe, why!!?

... Also I've been banned from the BBS for a month so...

... Well, point is, might as well publicly say goodbye.

To Rim --

We may not have talked that much but I'll never forget you.

I suck at this kind of thing sorry :/

As a white antelope, may you someday gallop freely among the stars.

As a dove, one day you'll have freedom in your mind and in your heart.

A fond farewell.

Feel free to say your goodbyes here, don't go PMing Rim.

I, C0LAF3TI5H "Cola" of Newgrounds and Amino, do hereby resign my position as Cult Leader of TSCOEW.

If any of my friends would like to step up as leader, I welcome you with open arms.

In fact, I encourage you to do so.

I surrender, and have now chosen to have been scooped up under the wings of The Holy Church of Fulp.

Long Live Fulp.