I, C0LAF3TI5H "Cola" of Newgrounds and Amino, do hereby resign my position as Cult Leader of TSCOEW.

If any of my friends would like to step up as leader, I welcome you with open arms.

In fact, I encourage you to do so.

I surrender, and have now chosen to have been scooped up under the wings of The Holy Church of Fulp.

Long Live Fulp.