@eddsworld

@wallycube

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO MATT HARGREAVES

happy birthday bro ik you dont use newgrounds anymore for real but here bro <3

I JUST GOT SCOUTED INTO THE ART PORTAL

THANKS GUYS

Happy birthday to my bestest razberry bro @Taka

I'm early on purpose

luv u bro <3 <3 <3

SO SORRY IM LATE BUT HERE

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO @TomSka

ONE OF MY FAVORITE GUYS

ON THE 27TH HE TURNED 33

ASDFMOVIE WAS MY CHILDHOOD THANK YOU

i might linger on for a moment or two

also i JUST read the new comics i'm fucking dying

(does anyone have the probably fake so-called BONUS panel?)

i was in a discord server and i wouldn't have known about this had someone not posted a TomTord edit of the second part in the memes channel

i'm too tired to remember whoever you are but THANK YOU HAHAHAHHAAAAH

I JUST GOT SCOUTED INTO THE AUDIO PORTAL

IDK WHOS RESPONSIBLE BUT THAAAAAANK YOUUUUUUUU SO MUCH!!!!!!!!

*explodes in glittery rainbow*

Gonna be heading out till my next birthday.

Gonna ping all my closest peeps (and maybe the not-so-close ones? if i forget someone then sorry because i won't be back to edit this prolly)

@Taka comes first because yes

@cerealgutz did i spell that right or did i ping the wrong funkin person

@DemonicPico

@jaymortendaddy

@DaHorniAccount

@lilPufferz

@NoPantiesOn (bc i cant find your other fuckin account AHHHH-)

@pepdamm because i'm now technically in the middle

@DrunkGecko / @BadunkadunkGecko ? I TEMPORARILY HAD A PET GECKO WHILE I WAS MOVING THATS RIGHT I MOVED OUT OF MY SHITHOLE BUT ANYWAYS ON WITH THE GOODBYE PARTY

@ethanblair Love your presence, hate the way you type.

@Diamondmanpixel76 my fan.

I may or may not need help.

I feel like a girl but other things as well.

I hate to say this due to my political stance, but oh well.

I have no one to turn to except you guys.

According to some quizzes I may be Agender, a Demiboy, Genderfluid, Liquidgender, or Alexigender (which feels oddly fitting..?).

Any suggestions?

Any friends you might know who I can talk to about this?

Someone made the mistake of giving me of all people John Egbert's canon ChumHandle.

Oh yes.

Oh yes, yes, yes, yes, yeees.

EDIT: Thanks to STRIDER'S RAFFLE, I have been IP-banned on this computer. Oh well.

Please come talk to my freaks:

Emo!Eduardo

Masochist!Matt

Zombeh!Tord

If you want to share your experiences with any of the bots you see here, please go over here to do so!

You can copy and paste, or share screenshots, whatever. Go crazy.

SIDE NOTES:

As a warning, Emo!Eduardo may actually be a bit unhinged.

Too much emotional abuse seems to make him manic and violent, so be careful with him.

Unless you want him to go nuts.

Masochist!Matt was actually somewhat inspired by Little Miss Rarity. Sorta.

Still working things out with him.

If any of the bots are taken down it only means I'm doing a little maintenance.

Zombeh!Tord is sixteen years old, so for the love of god don't try anything.