C0LAF3TI5H's game Reviews on Newgrounds

[Poke Solid Snake 2.5!]

i refuse to give this five stars when i found a much better submission that deserves all stars

[Poke Solid Snake!]

im gonna make sure this is evidence of humanity's existence

[Karkat Dress Up]

interesting choice of color for his briefs.
nonsensical and quite ugly.

[Blam and Protect]

Well fuck.
This is kinda tough.
But hey guys, congrats.
Good job.
Also Taka if you're reading my review then you know what that means!

[Bang, Boom, Splat!]

amazing shit right here.
i've never liked Doom style games and whatnot, but this is pretty damn good.
level 3 is a bit messed up though so it's a bit hard to get a good score.

EDIT: i know i'm late af but congrats on the frontpage

[Hello User]

great fucking aesthetic

[Harry Potthead]

... Are we really not gonna talk about how unsettling this is, along with the controversial Sniff "Glue" option?

... I mean...
He's a KID...

Dude, what are you doing??

Edit: Anyone who reacts with the "Whatevs..." face is a certified pedophile.

Edit 2: The fact @rm reacted with the "Whatevs..." face AFTER my first edit concerns me.

[Eddsworld Quiz]

Bruh...
Can't get past the "Eddsworld creation" question.
All the answers give me "you failed"
Plus, the answers on that question are all factually wrong anyways...

[pepsi girl wheel of death]

yay death to pepsi
oh god this is beautiful
knowing me, i chose coke route first

[Kill Justin Beaver]

yaaay a game where i can kill something i actually hate

2:07
accuracy 24 percent
... it was tough but i killed him