just kidding today's my birthday
time to sadly trudge through walmart and buy myself a crappy 9 dollar cake and stick some candles in it
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Posted by C0LAF3TI5H - September 19th, 2023
just kidding today's my birthday
time to sadly trudge through walmart and buy myself a crappy 9 dollar cake and stick some candles in it
@C0LAF3TI5H because it is
evidence???????
@C0LAF3TI5H so kid you want to seriously argue with miami? Alright: I have read all the bible, and only 3 times birthdays appears, 2 birthdays and 1 verse about the birthday cake. The first birthday was the pharaoh one where he ordered to kill a guy, the second birthday was Herodes birthday by which a girl told him to behead John Baptist and he did it. Only 2 birthdays and both of them had death.
¹⁸ The children gather wood, and the fathers kindle the fire, and the women knead their dough, to make cakes to the queen of heaven, and to pour out drink offerings unto other gods, that they may provoke me to anger.
Jeremiah 7:18
for some reason in lavey satanism the most important day is the birthday, i don't know exactly but it probably has to do with being "lover of their ownselves"
² For men shall be lovers of their own selves, covetous, boasters, proud, blasphemers, disobedient to parents, unthankful, unholy,
2 Timothy 3:2
Birthday is actually a day by which you want to get gifts, you want people to give you attention, you want to feel special or something, a bunch of people gets around you and a cake and start clapping and singing a stupid song. Many people get sad and or depressed "ah im a sissy nobody remember my birthday nobody loves me", they take that shit too seriously while birthday is supposed just to be the day you know you're getting 1 year older
stfu with your god and stop kicking me while i'm down i didn't even get a cake because they had no cakes, i had to eat fucking cupcake goldfish
@C0LAF3TI5H sad sissy cuz of a birthday exactly like i imagined
and then faaaaarrrrrttttt on itttttt
cakefarts
TheMiamiDeSantos
celebrate birthday is satan thing
C0LAF3TI5H
whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy